Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...