Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans,...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...