Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...