Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...