Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...