Can I take his place?
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...