Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.