Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...