Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...