Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...