Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...