spitting in the vase
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Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...