Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...