What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...