What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
A really cold morning
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Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
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Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
The bachelor’s diet
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So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
The Perfect Day
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A blind pilot is flying this plane?
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