Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...