Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...