Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...