Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...