Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!