Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...