With best intentions
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Recount Demanded by New York Mets
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On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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Why don’t Blondes…?
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Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
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Memory Class
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Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...