Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...