Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...