The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...