The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...