They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...