What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
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The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
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I deserve a first class seat
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Partial Dosage
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What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
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What has four legs and smells like fish?
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
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I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
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Soldiers in Heaven
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