Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.