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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
A woman’s seminars
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Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.