Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.