What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...