Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...