My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
What should I do then?
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Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...