A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...