A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Car Acronyms
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Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...