Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...