Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...