ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...