Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...