A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...