The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...