Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...