Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!