A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...