User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!