Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...