Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...