How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...