Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...