Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
play bingo
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...