Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...